ALIEN CONTROLL - CUSTOM CONTROLL™
ALIEN CONTROLL - CUSTOM CONTROLL™
THEY EXIST!!! If I had not designed this product myself I would swear that aliens made it. But it's also entirely possible they abducted me and implanted the idea for this mind-blowing and world changing invention directly into my brainbox.
Our Patent Pending product is revolutionizing bathrooms across America by solving toilet paper headaches . . . . GET CONTROLL!
Whether you're sick of dealing with that annoying spring loaded rod, or are fed up with someone who just won't change the %$#*&@ roll of toilet paper, getting CONTROLL is for you!
CONTROLL adapts any standard wall mounted toilet paper dispenser into an easy to change barrel system. Simply affix CONTROLL to your toilet paper dispenser and then slide the toilet paper down on to its barrel. When it's done slide it off and the new roll slides right on. Done Deal. Problem Solved.
Material Plastic
Dimensions approximately 9x3x1in
GLOW DISCLAIMER:
We are lazy, not magicians, for maximum glow CONTROLL charge in sunlight.